No Moss Here

Hi! I’d like…..

talkstraight:

To get a job.  Great!  I just need two pieces of ID, please.  Sure. No Problem.

To get on an airline.  Sure. I just need some ID, please. Sure. No Problem.

To get into this hoppin’ night club.  Sure. ID please.  Sure. No Problem.

To buy some cigarettes.  Can I see your ID?  Sure. No Problem.

To buy that 12 pack of beer.  Sure. ID please.  Sure. No Problem.

To rent that boneriferous porno.  Sure. Got ID? Sure. No Problem.

To Vote. Can I see your ID Please?  RACIST!!!!